Fun-on-the-run

• War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.